
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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remember that episode of the magic school bus when the class got covered in fish semen?
OMFG I’M DYING LMFAO! My innocent mind back then omg.
omfg/
OMFG
first date topics of conversation
- how are your kidneys?
- are they in good shape?
- do you have too much sodium in your diet?
- do you have enough sodium in your diet?
- would it be possible to get a urine sample?
- where are you going?
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